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Adventure Time Pick Up Lines

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Adventure Time Pick up lines.

(A/N: *2015* I'm still wondering why the heck did I create this back then lol)

(Cheesy, and flatterng ones)
Finn talking to PB.
Finn: Dont you look tasty at this night.
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: Am I dreaming? Because I see two of you...like a double rainbow.
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: Im getting hungry. Finn? You got any red?
Finn: No. Why?
Marceline: Yes you do. It's your lips I want.
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Finn talking to PB.
Finn: OW!! My teeth hurt!
PB: What happened?
Finn: Your too Sweet!
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Finn talking to Fionna.
Finn: If your a female version of me, what do I taste like?
Fionna: *Blushes*
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Finn talking to PB.
PB: Any books you found yet?
Finn: No. But I see you as a book. Can I check you out and study you?
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LSP talking to Finn.
LSP: You need a teddy bear. Can I be yours since Im like Lumpy?
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Finn talking to PB.
PB: Hold on Finn, Im stuck on this project.
Finn: Really? Your bubblegum and Im stuck on you.
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: Wait, are you made in heaven? Because you seem higher than a Rainbow.
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: You know why you have those two vampire fangs?
Marceline: Because Im a vampire.
Finn: No. One is named after me and one after you. We're mates now.
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: *Blushes* Im a strawberry. You could take a bite of me ANYtime.
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: Your blonde hair is like the only light to me.
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PB talking to Finn.
PB: I ran out of gum. You want some of mine? *Opens mouth*

(Bad Pick up lines below! Dont attempt or read if you no likey!)

Finn talking to PB.
Finn: PB? I know your a Princess and made of gum but wheres the bubble at?
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: The candy Skitles huh? Im sure I wanna taste the rainbow. *Stares at her*
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: You know who stays in the dark loving someone and winks?
Finn: Who?
Marceline: *Winks*
Finn: Oh Crud.
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Finn talking to PB.
Finn: Need help princess?
PB: Yeah can you hand me the tool box?
Finn: *Holds out screw* Wanna Screw?
PB: Sure...wait what?
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Finn talking to Fionna.
Finn: I have a bear themed hat and you have a rabbit one. I wonder what rabbits taste like...in the inside.
Fionna: *Nervous*
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Finn talking to PB.
Finn: If the zombies rise and looks for us, we hide in your room...under your blanket.
PB: 0///0
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LSP talking to Finn.
LSP: Hey Finn, hit my lumps off!
Finn: *Punch*
LSP: Your doing it wrong!
Finn: How then?...*Runs*
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Finn talking to PB:
Finn: Your sweet in the outside and nice. But what about the INside?
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: Remember the Rainicorn Dog wars? Lets play that! I lay on the ground and you blow the fluff outta me!
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: Vampires like you say Humans are edible. Let me see if you are.
Marceline: 0_0
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: Im gonna stake you! With my morning wood!
Marceline: *Nosebleed* WTF?
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: *Traps Finn* We usually say "your bloods mine". Right now, your LOVE is mine!
Finn: :<
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PB talking to Finn.
PB: You look like in a sour mood. Let me sweeten you up a little. *Perverted Grin*
Finn: Oh no...

End.

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(A/N: *2015* I'm still wondering why the heck did I create this back then lol)
This is completely random of me to do.
Adventure time Pick up lines.
If you got better ones than mine, say it at the comments.
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Finn to Fionna
Finn: If I am thou, and thou art me, maybe we should become a happy family?
Fionna: O////O I... I... *Goes full on red*

xD :3