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Adventure Time Pick up lines.

(Cheesy, and flatterng ones)
Finn talking to PB.
Finn: Dont you look tasty at this night.
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: Am I dreaming? Because I see two of you...like a double rainbow.
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: Im getting hungry. Finn? You got any red?
Finn: No. Why?
Marceline: Yes you do. It's your lips I want.
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Finn talking to PB.
Finn: OW!! My teeth hurt!
PB: What happened?
Finn: Your too Sweet!
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Finn talking to Fionna.
Finn: If your a female version of me, what do I taste like?
Fionna: *Blushes*
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Finn talking to PB.
PB: Any books you found yet?
Finn: No. But I see you as a book. Can I check you out and study you?
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LSP talking to Finn.
LSP: You need a teddy bear. Can I be yours since Im like Lumpy?
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Finn talking to PB.
PB: Hold on Finn, Im stuck on this project.
Finn: Really? Your bubblegum and Im stuck on you.
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: Wait, are you made in heaven? Because you seem higher than a Rainbow.
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: You know why you have those two vampire fangs?
Marceline: Because Im a vampire.
Finn: No. One is named after me and one after you. We're mates now.
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: *Blushes* Im a strawberry. You could take a bite of me ANYtime.
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: Your blonde hair is like the only light to me.
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PB talking to Finn.
PB: I ran out of gum. You want some of mine? *Opens mouth*

(Bad Pick up lines below! Dont attempt or read if you no likey!)

Finn talking to PB.
Finn: PB? I know your a Princess and made of gum but wheres the bubble at?
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: The candy Skitles huh? Im sure I wanna taste the rainbow. *Stares at her*
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: You know who stays in the dark loving someone and winks?
Finn: Who?
Marceline: *Winks*
Finn: Oh Crud.
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Finn talking to PB.
Finn: Need help princess?
PB: Yeah can you hand me the tool box?
Finn: *Holds out screw* Wanna Screw?
PB: Sure...wait what?
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Finn talking to Fionna.
Finn: I have a bear themed hat and you have a rabbit one. I wonder what rabbits taste like...in the inside.
Fionna: *Nervous*
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Finn talking to PB.
Finn: If the zombies rise and looks for us, we hide in your room...under your blanket.
PB: 0///0
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LSP talking to Finn.
LSP: Hey Finn, hit my lumps off!
Finn: *Punch*
LSP: Your doing it wrong!
Finn: How then?...*Runs*
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Finn talking to PB:
Finn: Your sweet in the outside and nice. But what about the INside?
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Jake talking to Lady Rainicorn.
Jake: Remember the Rainicorn Dog wars? Lets play that! I lay on the ground and you blow the fluff outta me!
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: Vampires like you say Humans are edible. Let me see if you are.
Marceline: 0_0
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Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: Im gonna stake you! With my morning wood!
Marceline: *Nosebleed* WTF?
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Marceline talking to Finn.
Marceline: *Traps Finn* We usually say "your bloods mine". Right now, your LOVE is mine!
Finn: :<
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PB talking to Finn.
PB: You look like in a sour mood. Let me sweeten you up a little. *Perverted Grin*
Finn: Oh no...

End.
I know I know im terrible at this but I was pretty bored. You guys were laughing I bet...shut up I know you were. Any way have nice day. If you could do better Adventure time pick up lines than me, put it in the comments.
This is completely random of me to do.
Adventure time Pick up lines.
If you got better ones than mine, say it at the comments.
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fansora Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013
Finn talking to Marceline.
Finn: Im gonna stake you! With my morning wood!
Marceline: *Nosebleed* WTF?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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shyemokid129 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I felt awkward after typing that in X)
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tomholl Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
....morning wood, really?
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shyemokid129 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yeeeeaaah about that… ^_^;
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tomholl Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*much sighing and head shaking*
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specialshipper4life Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012
pure win. just pure win. thos are hilarious. made my day.
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shyemokid129 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you :)
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harmony231 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Can you make more of FinnxFionna?
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Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself
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shyemokid129 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
For the pick up lines, I got to think of more.

For a fanfic of them, I'm making one right now :)
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AlternetAngel Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god.... Finn's pick up lines to Fionnia are just pure win.
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